assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

Production Design | Sunshine (2007)

We sort of talked about not using what we called ‘space funk’; which was just beautiful things for the sake of it. We talked more about the beauty in science. So it’s like finding that beauty in reality. - Mark Tildesley

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)

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tamorapierce:

matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

Go, grandma!

(Source: supermassiveasshole)

funniest-facts:

In Arizona, You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Funniest Facts

Then we ain’t finna go.

funniest-facts:

In Arizona, You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Funniest Facts

Then we ain’t finna go.

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

ruesclues:

This was one of the ads on youtube and oh god they’re just being so clever with the way they’re approaching advertising the movie.

ruesclues:

This was one of the ads on youtube and oh god they’re just being so clever with the way they’re approaching advertising the movie.